DNC Convention Day 1 – Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Man, talk about going above and beyond the call of duty . . . as I was watching this sewage it occurred to me that I’m going to need Linda Blair’s phone number and an exorcism before this is over. I...
View ArticleDNC Convention, Day 2 –‘You better put some ice on that’
Just when I thought the GOP had won the prize for lamest convention, lo and behold, the Democrats prove, yet again, they can’t get out of their own way. I think the best way to describe yesterday’s DNC...
View ArticleDNC Convention, Day 3 – You are the weakest link. Goodbye
Thank God — who, by the way, is welcome at any convention I organize — our long, national nightmare is over, without, I hasten to add, a single drop of rain in Charlotte last night. I wouldn’t survive...
View ArticleHow I would “improve” presidential elections
Presidential elections. Every four years the very fabric of our nation — at this point, I’d say it’s a rather soiled and worn terrycloth — is pulled, stretched and frayed a bit more with each...
View ArticleWhy ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Matters
Am I a ballroom dancing aficionado? Nope. Do I enjoy watching self-absorbed Hollywood types and athletes strut their stuff in revealing and stupid outfits? Not a chance. Would I rather be watching...
View ArticleCSI:America
Well, fellow bitter clingers, the good news is that we’re not racists anymore — at least for the moment. That’s cause for celebration right there, don’cha think? Am I shocked, surprised, bewitched,...
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St. Patrick’s Get Drunk & Howl At The Moon Day
Mornin’ to all the Irish and honorary Irish. Just thought I’d add a fresh box for everyone to comment until the CPAC thread is fixed or whatever. I plan to watch the Gov’s speech in between balance...
View ArticlePalin Derangement Syndrome for Dummies
You know, it’s curious that the more journalists and wise political pundits tell us how irrelevant Governor Sarah Palin is, the more attention she receives from these same bottom feeders in the form of...
View ArticleEverything I need to know about politics I learned from ‘The Godfather’
This afternoon I had a three beer lunch with a good friend I hadn’t seen in over ten years, so doing any serious work the rest of the day was going to be a useless endeavor. As such, I decided to...
View ArticleGOP, Inc. Finally Gets It Right – They’re Dead
Just when you think the intellectual giants at GOP, Inc. can’t possibly exhibit more collective stupid, they come out with an ‘autopsy’ designed to explain why they lost the election and how they, in...
View ArticleArtifacts I Want To See In The Obama Presidential Library
With the grand opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library, I began to ponder the profundities of the timeless artifacts we might see in the Obama Presidential Library. The mind reels with the...
View ArticleSarah Palin and the Monopoly Playing Assclowns
Sounds like the name of a grunge band, doesn’t it? Believe it or not, I shall attempt to make sense out this missive’s title; however, should I fail, the price of admission will be refunded. Send all...
View ArticleThe Palin Bashers – Where Are They Now?
One of my favorite scriptures is Galatians 6:7, which says, Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap (NASB). And for the edification of politically correct...
View ArticleThe IRS: Yankees, Democrats & Death Panels
Recent revelations notwithstanding, has there ever been a more despised government bottom feeder than the Internal Revenue Service? I think most taxpayers will concede, albeit reluctantly, that taxes...
View ArticleSarah Palin & Me – A Tale of Two Commencement Speakers
I know. It’s still hard for me to believe, too, but in the late ’80s, I delivered a high school commencement address. And nobody was more shocked than I was to receive the invitation. In fact, I...
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Woe Is Us Wednesday
Good morning, my fellow ‘Mericans. Our buddy Whitney made a fatal mistake in judgement — she asked if I would handle the watercooler post today while she’s being her responsible and noble self at...
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Sarah Palin & the Deathly Panels
Okay, I can hear it already. What in the world do Gov. Sarah Palin and Harry Potter have in common? More than you might think. So, ye of little faith, grab your wands and learn from Professor Bean...
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It’s Sharknado Weekend UPDATED
Good morning, my homeys. Unfortunately, you’re stuck with me today. But, if y’all are anything like me, I’ve had about enough “news” this week to last until Christmas. That’s right, I said it....
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Rednecks – We’re Here, With Beer, Get Used To It
During an appearance on Greta Van Susteren’s Fox News program, Governor Sarah Palin sucker punched Karl Rove with what she called a “redneck white board.” As usual, the holier than thou media and...
View ArticleProhibition & Obamacare – More Alike Than You Might Think
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it” — George Santayana (1905) Reason in Common Sense, volume 1 of The Life of Reason As one who attempts to adhere to the above admonition —...
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